THE latest Comedy CD.. ON SALE NOW, toys are good but comedy lasts longer.
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RIP Mr Gillotti, owner of Gillys in Dayton OH.
Thank you for helping me develop my talent.

Free i hour delivery! Beat the crowds download it online.. "LIVE IN IRAQ."

Mar. 1, 2018

Happy Womens History Month

Nov. 18, 2017

"Mystro re-releases comedy CD: "Live in Iraq Jokes, Rockets and Bullets"!

Mystro's second comedy CD; "Live From Iraq; Jokes Rockets and Bullets" Recorded LIVE while he was deployed in Iraq. Not some USO visitor, comedy show shit either, he's was a real Soldier on deployment there. He gives the real military perspective on love, war, sex, and life, 100% uncensored raw comedy.
*Sorry the sound isn't perfect but hey....we were in a fucking barracks. You want the real or not? This is it. The only way to get more real is to join the Army and deploy for a year yourself. Disclaimer: You may get blown up. MR100%

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Nov. 17, 2017

Hmmm?? Why you shouldn't volunteer at a soup kitchen this Thanksgiving..

Thanksgiving is a day to be grateful for what you have and to think about giving back to others. In the spirit of giving, thousands of well-meaning people search for opportunities to volunteer at soup kitchens or food banks on Thanksgiving day each year.

Here’s why you shouldn’t.

“If you really want to volunteer, pick any day, but don’t pick Thanksgiving or the day after Thanksgiving,” said Eileen Heisman, CEO and President of the National Philanthropic Trust.

It may seem counterintuitive to argue that you shouldn’t volunteer on a day that literally has “giving” in the name, but Heisman explained that many charities, especially smaller ones, can be overwhelmed by an influx of one-time volunteers. It takes charities time and resources to train volunteers, she said, and making a long-term commitment is the best way to help.

Mary Lou Bozza, director of development at Haley House, a nonprofit that runs a soup kitchen in Boston, said that while charities do have volunteering lulls, the holidays aren't one of them.She suggested finding other ways to give back, like donating to a holiday clothing drive.
Heisman also encouraged people in the giving spirit to donate their time or money on #GivingTuesday, a global charitable campaign on the Tuesday after Thanksgiving.
“Giving money is always wonderful,” she said. “If you do have the ability to raise money, think about giving a cash gift.”

Nov. 16, 2017

Here you go.. Happy Holidays/Festivus for the rest of us..

The Most Popular Christmas Toy from the Year You Were Born:

1964: G.I. Joe
Fun Fact: Action figures already existed in 1964, but the G.I. Joe was a big deal because it had "twenty-one moveable parts".

1965: Operation
Fun Fact: The "patient" in Operation is nicknamed "Cavity Sam".
1966: Twister

Fun Fact: Twister was originally named Pretzel and was criticized in the '60s for being "sex in a box" by competitors.

1967: Battleship
Fun Fact: Battleship had existed as a pencil and paper game since the '30s when Milton Bradley released it as a board game in 1967.

1968: Hot Wheels
Fun Fact: There were 16 cars in the original Hot Wheels lineup, and they were all based on an actual customized vehicle.
Today there are more Hot Wheels models than real cars in the world.

1969: Chemistry Set
Fun Fact: The popularity of chemistry sets is significant because it marks the first time American toys were marketed with the goal of "improving" children for success later in life.

1970: Lite-Brite
Fun Fact: You don't have to worry about losing all the pegs these days — there's now a Lite-Brite iPad app.

1971: Space Hoppers
Fun Fact: "Space Hoppers" was a popular term in the UK, while in the US they were more commonly referred to as "hippity hops" or "hop balls"

1972: Uno
Fun Fact: A barbershop owner thought up Uno and originally sold the game out of his shop.

1973: Walkie Talkie Sets
Fun Fact: The first walkie-talkies were developed during World War II.

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Nov. 11, 2017


To the 1% of the nation that protects the other 99%. WE'VE been at war for 16 years now. If you forgot it's because you aren't being affected. Some people can't forget. You're welcome..
So at least buy a comedy CD to show your respect.
You deserve it, and it costs less than your Freedom. ;-)

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*The Harlem Hellfighters were an African-American infantry unit in WWI who spent more time in combat than any other American unit. Despite their courage, sacrifice and dedication to their country, they returned home to face racism and segregation from their fellow countrymen.


Nov. 30, 2017

Dayton icon Jerry Gillotti, Gilly’s nightclub owner, dies

RIP Mr Gillotti. You were the first club owner to hire me as an opening act while I was still in college. Thank you for helping me believe in my talent. God bless. Mystro.

Performers booked at Gilly’s through the years include a host of local groups and a laundry list of national acts that include Tony Bennett, Diane Schuur, BB King, Wynton Marsalis, Art Blakey, Dexter Gordon, Bill Evans, George Benson, Herbie Hancock, Count Basie, Bobby Blue Bland and Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Jerry Gillotti “was one of a kind, really focused on supporting musicians, treating his customers fairly, and providing a quality level of jazz and blues beyond anything we could ever expect,”. “So many musicians owe so much to him.”

In his nomination of Jerry Gillotti to the Dayton Walk of Fame, Leppla said Gillotti became one of the greatest jazz and blues promoters in the United States. After a successful run on North Main Street, Jerry moved Gilly’s to the Dayton Transportation Center. In addition, Jerry hosted a Sunday morning jazz show for several years on WING-AM radio.

Heartfelt tributes to Mr. Gillotti have been posted on Facebook as well.

Nov. 17, 2017

WTF?- Can elephant trophy hunting really help species survival?

Shooting endangered animals as a contribution to conservation efforts sounds like the greatest oxymoron of all time, yet it is that reasoning our current administration used to back up its proposal to allow elephant parts obtained through hunting in Zimbabwe and Zambia to be taken home as trophies.
The outcry prompted the administration to reverse its stance the next day.
Logic wins...whewww.

Nov. 1, 2017

Another Mass Shooting! WTF

With more mass shootings than any civilized nation on earth, Our response is still "it's too soon to discuss gun laws". Just change the date etc.

Advice from a combat Vet:
"Just because you have a gun doesn't make you a gun fighter." MC100

300x More people have died from gun violence in America than terrorist acts. (facts don't lie)

Mystro Clark Radio Interviews: Rollout Show, Callback: Part 1, 2


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THE CALLBACK podcast interview - Mystro Clark pt.1:

 THE CALLBACK podcast - Mystro Clark pt.2:

Welcome to the home of Uncle Mystro

Mystro Clark has been in the comedy game for over 20 years. He started in Dayton, Ohio and moved to Los Angeles after earning a Bachelor of Science in Medical Technology. Mystro quickly got noticed at comedy clubs around LA and the country for his  powerful comedy routines. He has since appeared on numerous television shows and movies starting with his first weekly series, a skech comedy show called The Newz in 1994. Mystro has performed on all the major networks including three appearances on HBO, and BET including a One Hour Special.

Mystro has also acted and written for many shows. His first weekly starring role on a network sitcom was on Fox's THE SHOW, where he played energetic talk show host "Wilson Lee. From there Mystro went on to play guest star and starring roles on over 30 TV shows and films, such as the indy film "Shrink" with Robin Williams, and Kiki Palmer.

Mystro was also chosen as the weekly host of Soul Train from 97-2000 after Don Cornelius retired. After breaking into the hosting market Mystro was also picked to host the long running syndicated travel show Awesome Adventures, which he did for another ten years. Mystro has traveled all over the world teaching kids and adults adventure sports and vacation tips.

Multi-talented and ever busy Mr. Clark has also written for shows such as Cousin Skeeter on Nickelodeon. He's also an accomplished voice actor, credited on the "Men in Black" computer game. Mystro has also produced numerous music and comedy CD's of which his "Sexy, Funny, Bastard" is considered a comedy classic by fans.

It is no wonder Mystro has signed Talent Deals with Disney, Warner Brothers and Fox Studios over the years, he reportedly still has the record for one of the biggest talent deals ever given to an African American comedian. 

Staying true to his 100% mentality, Mystro recently took time away from the entertainment spotlight to deploy to Iraq with his Army Reserve unit for a year. Mystro is also an 18 year Army veteran. While he was in the combat zone he decided to record an impromptu comedy show for his fellow Soldiers and Marines. That show turned into two shows, which is now his latest comedy CD: "LIVE in Iraq" JOKES, ROCKETS, and BULLETS", availble now. 

When asked why he took time off from his busy career to answer the call of duty in a warzone Mystro replied;
"...Because it was time to take a break. After 20 years of doing comedy and acting, I needed to refill my cup with some real life experiencs, and getting shot at in the desert is a real life or death experience. It makes you focus on whats important to you. I'm a real Soldier this ain't acting. I'm MR 100%, I don't just talk about, it I live it".



Actor Resume


Kaya - LA - MTV

Lovespring International - Alex - Lifetime

Studio 60 - Willy Wilz - NBC

World Cup Comedy - Self (Improvisation) - PAX

The Shield - Warner - FX

One on One - Red Galloway - UPN

That’s Life - Officer Johnson - CBS

The Grown Ups - Neal - UPN

Pacific Blue - Self - USA

Cousin Skeeter (writer) - Coach - NICK

Keenen and Kel - Cousin E - NICK

Getting Personal - Graham - FOX

Rewind - Harv - FOX

Gregory Hines Show - Doug - CBS

The SHOW - Wilson Lee - FOX

Parenthood - Director Troy - WB

The NEWZ - Various (sketch) - FOX/synd.


Soul Train (97-2000) - Self - WGN/ Tribune

Awesome Adventures (01-2011) - Self - FOX/ SRP/ synd.

Golden Globe Awards (Red Carpet) - Self - E!

Emmy Awards Red Carpet - Self - E!

Pulled Over - Self - Style

Slam Ball - Self - Spike


Shrink - Dr. Morton - Jonas Pate / Ind

Out at the Wedding - Alex - Goff-Kellam Prod/Ind

Storm Catcher - “Sparks” Johnson - Tony Hickox/ Phoenician

Chairman of the Board - Ty - Alex Zamm/Trimark

White Men Can’t Jump - Supporting - 20th Cent FOX


The Last Days of Judas Iscariot (by S.Guirgis) - Pontius Pilate - Pismo, CA

COMEDY: (Stand up)

Comics Unleashed - Self - CBS/ Synd

HBO Def Comedy Jam (3x) - Self - HBO

BET Comic View (3x) 1 Hr Special - Self - BET

Evening at the Improv - Self - A&E

Comedy Loco - Self - Telemundo

Aspen Comedy Festival - Self - HBO


Taco Bell - Manager - National TV

Two Guys Prenatal - Basketball player - National Radio

Men In Black - Agent K (voice) - Video Game



Screenwriting – Master of Arts, Univ of Southern New Hampshire (2016)

Advanced Acting / Screenwriting – Cosumnes River College, Sacramento, CA

Scene Study, Cold Reading - Theater of Arts, Hollywood, CA

Voice Acting - Kalmenson and Kalmenson, Burbank, CA

Improvisation - LA Connection Theater, Studio City, CA

Character Study - The Approach (Tom Ardavany), Beverly Hills, CA


Military weapons, medical equipment, martial arts, comedy, voices, sketch, hosting, characters, improvisation.

Acting Reel- Mystro Demo

  • What I do - Make people laugh, think, relax, react.

    I have been in the comedy and acting business for over 20 years and I have served a large number of laughs worldwide in that time.

  • Mail/Contact

    To get in touch with me just leave a message here using the Contact page, and someone will get back to you as soon as possible.

  • Awards

    Respect is necessary, talent is required, but awards are fun to look at.

Old school photo moment...

Mystro ROLLOUT SHOW interview

Rollout show with Speedy n Friends. 11/17

Mystro movie trailer - The Powerhouse Misson

Sometimes a shortcut is the longest way home...

Mystro Stand up - Gas prices

Stand up, Los Angeles

Latino Comedy Jam set (clean)

SoulTrain Outro w credits

Starting the 27th season premiere until the 12th episode of the 29th season I was the permanent host of the show.

"Bushwhacked"- A Farewell rap by MC100 (song)

Thanks for stopping by,

Mystro Clark