THE Comedy CDs:
LIJRB:
https://music.apple.com/us/album/live-in-iraq-jokes-rockets-and-bullets/929824436
SFB CD:
https://music.apple.com/us/album/sexy-funny-bastard/903603675
SFB Comedy CD:
https://music.apple.com/us/album/sexy-funny-bastard/903603675
Throwback Thurs - The Train Line - Mystro
A SoulTrain Line appearance by the host. The100% :)
HBO Def Comedy Jam set #2- "Sex with a strong woman" bit
Welcome to the house of Mystro
Mystro Clark has been in the comedy game since 1989. He started in Dayton, Ohio and moved to Los Angeles after earning a Bachelor's degree in Clinical Lab Science and doing a stint in the Army. Mystro quickly got noticed at comedy clubs around the country for his powerful stage presence and clever routines which earned him three HBO appearances, his own BET One Hour Special and the nickname “Mr. 100%”. Mystro has two comedy CDs: “Sexy, Funny, Bastard,” and “Live in Iraq: Jokes, Rockets and Bullets.”
Mytro's comedy success led to numerous television shows and movies starting with his first weekly series, a sketch comedy show called The NEWZ, followed by his first starring role in a Fox sitcom, THE SHOW, where he played brash talk show host 'Wilson Lee". That led to numerous development deals with Fox, Warner Brothers, and Disney studios. Mystro has had featured roles in over 30 TV shows and comedy and dramatic roles in films such as Shrink with Robin Williams and Kevin Spacy. He has also written numerous projects. Mystro has an MFA in Screenwriting.
Next Mystro broke into hosting and was chosen as the weekly host of SOUL TRAIN when Don Cornelius retired. He hosted for 3 seasons before moving on to host the long running weekly travel series AWESOME ADVENTURES, which he did for 10 seasons, travelling all over the world.
Mystro is also a spokesman, doing TV commercials for Animal Planet Network and Taco Bell. He is also a talented voiceover actor doing national PSA's and video games such as 'Men in Black'.
Mystro has produced music and comedy CD's. His "Sexy, Funny, Bastard" is a comedy favorite by fans on satellite radio. His latest release "Live In Iraq - Jokes, Rockets, and Bullets" was recorded in an Army barracks while Mystro was deployed to Iraq as an Army officer. It's realism and raw honesty are what Mystro Clark fans expect from The 100%.
Mystro has built a career by staying true to his 100% mentality. It was not surprise when he took a hiatus from entertainment to deploy to Iraq with his Army unit. During his year in the warzone he was inspired to do an impromptu barracks comedy show for his fellow Soldiers and Marines. That show turned into his latest comedy CD.
When asked why he left Hollywood to go to war, Mystro, now a 20 year Army veteran, replied;
"... I'm a real Soldier, I needed to refill my cup with some real-life sh-t, being in combat is a life and death experience, it makes you focus on what's important. Hollywood is a perception. I don't just talk about being “The 100%” I live it. That’s who I am.”
Mystro is currently writing a show based on his time in Iraq and combat veternan's issues.
MYSTRO "Mr.100%" CLARK
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Be Safe! Congratulations to Uncle Joe and Kamala! --FREE delivery on comedy CD! ...if you download it online! (congrats on reading the fine print)- "LIVE IN IRAQ-Jokes, Rockets, Bullets"
- Apr. 15, 2021
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Sorry, I killed you? Cowboy cops are a problem.
If you have been doing a job for 26 years and still don't know how to use your tools correctly under pressure, then you suck at your job. I suggest you get a new line of work. When did police become such "cowardly Cowboys? " As a military officer we are now allowed to accidentally shoot people even in a war zone. We could not shoot until shot at in most cases. Police officers are not gunslingers even though they seem to like that image. If you want to be like Wyatt Earp you are about 150 years too late. He at least knew he was a public servant which is what police officers are. All the jungle camouflage and tactical gear in an urban setting all day makes you feel tough, but it's unnecessary. You work for the public, no matter what, so ACT LIKE IT. You are not at war in a foreign country. You are hired/sworn to protect and serve Americans in America regardless of neighborhood or skin color, Period. If you have never been in a minority neighborhood until you got assigned there for work, then you need classes on how to speak to people of color first. If you are so afraid around Black and Brown people that you can't function properly, then law enforcement is NOT THE JOB FOR YOU. It's okay. Just pick something else. Taco Bell is hiring. You are not the badass town marshall you imagine. You're still that (probably) overweight kid in the mirror that was bullied in elementary school, overlooked in high school and now an overly aggressive adult in the school of life. Embrace your reality. You are still afraid and angry. That's why you shoot people in the back for running away from you, or keep your knee on someone's necks for not doing what you want them to do. It's a power trip not the law. It's your inner coward seeking payback and now feeling artificially brave behind a badge and gun. Ask yourself this: "what would I do if I did not have a gun?", then act accordingly. Some countries don't issue guns to their officers. They still have less crime than the US. It's a mentality. If you want to fight wars join the military, if you want to fight people take up MMA, if you want to be a cop then learn how to talk to people with respect and dignity before learning how to shoot. The gun is the tool of last resort. You can't shoot someone because you can't run fast enough to catch them. Maybe you should get in better shape, or better yet resign, retire, or just quit. Public service is not for everybody. There are other jobs that don't require you to run fast or be afraid. Find one. Remember, Taco Bell is hiring. It's a stable career move.
- Jan. 19, 2021
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COVID19 is on the loose- Stay Home and stop Whining.
US has over 350K DEAD. That's not a hoax it's a medical nightmare. CA is a hotspot with one in ten people being infected. It's A Pandemic people, that means it's everywhere. Don't be selfish just wear a mask, wash your hands, and STAY HOME. You can go to the beach later. We live in a society. It's time to do what's best for the group now. If you have not taken a science class since High School don't try to be an Immunologist now. You're NOT. This is not the time for amateurs..Google and FB does not count as "research". Laughter really is medicine, But we need a vaccine for this. Until then... it may not cure COVID19 but at least you won't be stressed about it.
Be safe.
"A crisis exposes weak leaders" as we say in the military. - Apr. 2, 2020
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"Mystro re-releases comedy CD: "Live in Iraq Jokes, Rockets and Bullets"!
Mystro's second comedy CD; "Live From Iraq; Jokes Rockets and Bullets" Recorded LIVE while he was deployed in Iraq. Not some USO visitor, comedy show shit, he's a real Soldier on deployment there. He gives the real military perspective on love, war, sex, and life, 100% uncensored raw comedy.
*Sorry the sound isn't perfect but hey....we were in a fucking barracks. You want the real or not? This is it. The only way to get more real is to join the Army and deploy for yourself. Disclaimer: You may get blown up. MC100%
BUY AT: cdbaby
http://www.cdbaby.com/mystroclark3
and iTunes.com:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/live-in-iraq-jokes-rockets/id929824436 - Nov. 30, 2017
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Dayton icon Jerry Gillotti, Gilly’s nightclub owner, dies
RIP Mr Gillotti. You were the first club owner to hire me as an opening act while I was still in college. Thank you for helping me believe in my talent. God bless. Mystro.
Performers booked at Gilly’s through the years include a host of local groups and a laundry list of national acts that include Tony Bennett, Diane Schuur, BB King, Wynton Marsalis, Art Blakey, Dexter Gordon, Bill Evans, George Benson, Herbie Hancock, Count Basie, Bobby Blue Bland and Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Jerry Gillotti “was one of a kind, really focused on supporting musicians, treating his customers fairly, and providing a quality level of jazz and blues beyond anything we could ever expect,”. “So many musicians owe so much to him.”
In his nomination of Jerry Gillotti to the Dayton Walk of Fame, Leppla said Gillotti became one of the greatest jazz and blues promoters in the United States. After a successful run on North Main Street, Jerry moved Gilly’s to the Dayton Transportation Center. In addition, Jerry hosted a Sunday morning jazz show for several years on WING-AM radio.
Heartfelt tributes to Mr. Gillotti have been posted on Facebook as well.
RIP Mr Gillotti, owner of Gillys in Dayton OH.
Thank you for helping me develop my talent.
You gotta get news somewhere besides Facebook..
- Aug. 16, 2019
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Stay strong Dayton - Another Mass Shooting, Again...keep the thoughts and prayers... do you job govt!
With more mass shootings than any civilized nation on earth, Our response is still "it's too soon to discuss gun laws". Thoughts and prayers are not actions...Just change the date.
Advice from a combat Vet:
"Just because you have a gun doesn't make you a gun fighter." MC100
300x More people have died from gun violence in America than terrorist acts. (facts don't lie)
It's Radio on the Internet: The Rollout Show w Speedy and Friends Thursdays 12-3pm
Catch me on The Rollout Show live w Speedy Thursdays 12-3pm. Listen and watch, its the future...
Photo moment - Me and my old roommate Chris at his golf tournament.
Actor Resume
TELEVISION:
Kaya - L.A. - MTV
Lovespring International - Alex - Lifetime
Studio 60 - Willy Wilz - NBC
World Cup Comedy - Self (Improvisation) - PAX
The Shield - Warner - FX
One on One - Red Galloway - UPN
That’s Life - Officer Johnson - CBS
The Grown Ups - Neal - UPN
Pacific Blue - Self - USA
Cousin Skeeter (writer) - Coach - NICK
Keenen and Kel - Cousin E - NICK
Getting Personal - Graham - FOX
Rewind - Harv - FOX
Gregory Hines Show - Doug - CBS
The SHOW - Wilson Lee - FOX
Parenthood - Director Troy - WB
The NEWZ - Various (sketch) - FOX/synd.
HOST:
Soul Train (97-2000) - Self - WGN/ Tribune
Awesome Adventures (01-2011) - Self - FOX/ SRP/ synd.
Golden Globe Awards (Red Carpet) - Self - E!
Emmy Awards Red Carpet - Self - E!
Pulled Over - Self - Style
Slam Ball - Self - Spike
FILM:
Shrink - Dr. Morton - Jonas Pate / Ind
Out at the Wedding - Alex - Goff-Kellam Prod/Ind
Storm Catcher - “Sparks” Johnson - Tony Hickox/ Phoenician
Chairman of the Board - Ty - Alex Zamm/Trimark
White Men Can’t Jump - Supporting - 20th Cent FOX
THEATER:
The Last Days of Judas Iscariot (by Guirgis) - Pontius Pilate - Pismo, CA
COMEDY: (Stand up)
Comics Unleashed - Self - CBS/ Synd
HBO Def Comedy Jam (3x) - Self - HBO
BET Comic View (3x) 1 Hr Special - Self - BET
Evening at the Improv - Self - A&E
Comedy Loco - Self - Telemundo
Aspen Comedy Festival - Self - HBO
COMMERCIAL/VOICE:
Taco Bell - Manager - National TV
Two Guys Prenatal PSA- Basketball player 1- National Radio
Men In Black - Agent K (voice) - Video Game
TRAINING:
Advanced Acting / Screenwriting – Cosumnes River College, CA
Acting / Scene Study - Theater of Arts, Hollywood, CA
Voice Acting - Kalmenson and Kalmenson, Burbank, CA
Improvisation - LA Connection Theater, Studio City, CA
Character Study - The Approach (Tom Ardavany) Beverly Hills
Screenwritng - MFA, FSU
SKILLS:
Military weapons, medical equipment, martial arts, comedy, voices, sketch, hosting, characters, improvisation.
ROLLOUT SHOW w Speedy 07/19 (start at 41min)
Mystro enters at 41:00 min
https://youtu.be/ELPbuiHj4Qw?t=2464
Mystro movie trailer - The Powerhouse Misson
Sometimes a shortcut is the longest way home...
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What I do - Make people laugh, think, relax, react.
I have been in the comedy and acting hustle for over 20 years, I've served a large number of laughs worldwide on camera and in person.
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Mail/Contact
To get in touch with me just leave a message using the Contact page, and someone will get back to you. ... Sooner if it's about a booking.
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Awards
Respect is necessary, talent is required, but awards are like candy.. You don't need em but you like em..
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