- Oct. 7, 2015
With more mass shootings than any civilized nation on earth, Our response is still "we need more guns". We tried that before, it was called the Wild West. It didn't work.
Just because you have a gun, doesn't make you good in a gun fight.
300x More people have died from gun violence in America than terrorist acts. (Ask CNN)
Facts don't have a party agenda.
- Feb. 18, 2015
Mystro Clark Callback interview Part 1 and 2, WOW what a treat...
THE CALLBACK podcast interview - Mystro Clark pt.1:
THE CALLBACK podcast - Mystro Clark pt.2:
Happy Black History Month.. if You haven't bought the CD yet. YOU ARE LATE.. LIVE IN IRAQ, Do it for Black History.
- Feb. 18, 2015
- Oct. 31, 2014
The long awaited second comedy album; A real military perspective on love, war, sex, and life, 100% uncensored comedy.
BUY AT: cdbaby
- Nov. 11, 2014
How do you thank someone who would give their life for your safety?
You can't, so at least buy them a Mystro Clark comedy CD to show your respect. A real uncensored look at military life. LIve in Iraq: Jokes, Rockets, and Bullets.
They deserve it, you'll feel better, and it costs less than your Freedom.
Welcome to the home of Uncle Mystro
Mystro Clark has been in the comedy game for over 20 years. He started in Dayton, Ohio and moved to Los Angeles after earning a Bachelor of Science in Medical Technology. Mystro quickly got noticed at comedy clubs around LA and the country for his powerful comedy routines. He has since appeared on numerous television shows and movies starting with his first weekly series, a skech comedy show called The Newz in 1994. Mystro has performed on all the major networks including three appearances on HBO, and BET including a One Hour Special.
Mystro has also acted and written for many shows. His first weekly starring role on a network sitcom was on Fox's THE SHOW, where he played energetic talk show host "Wilson Lee. From there Mystro went on to play guest parts and starring roles on numerous other shows and films such as 2009's indepedent film "Shrink" with Kevin Spacey, Robin Williams, and Kiki Palmer.
Mystro was also chosen as the weekly host of Soul Train from 97-2000 after Don Cornelius retired. After breaking into the hosting market Mystro was also picked to host the long running syndicated travel show Awesome Adventures, which he did for ten years, travelling all over the world.
Multi-talented and ever busy Mr. Clark has also written for shows such as Cousin Skeeter on Nickelodeon, done voice acting for the Men in Black video game, and produced numerous music and comedy CD's of which his "Sexy, Funny, Bastard" is considered a comedy classic by fans. It is no wonder Mystro has signed Talent Deals with Disney, Warner Brothers and Fox Studios over the years, he reportedly still has the record for one of the biggest talent deals ever given to an African American comedian.
Staying true to his 100% mentality, Mystro recently took time away from the entertainment spotlight to deploy to Iraq with his Army Reserve unit for a year. Mystro is also a 15 year Army veteran. While he was in the combat zone he decided to do an impromptu comedy show for his fellow soldiers. That show turned into two shows, which have now turned into his new comedy CD, "Mystro Clark: Live in Iraq" due out later this year.
Always the artist and businessman, when asked why he took time off from his career to answer the call of duty in a warzone Mystro replied,
..."because it was time to take a break. After 20 years of doing comedy, you need to refill your cup with real life, and getting shot at in the desert is a real life or death experience. I'm the real 100%, I don't just talk about it I live it, that's why I write real jokes".
- Oct. 31, 2014
ITS Halloween 2014! So no more sneak peaks, it's time for treats and ready for treats.
GET it NOW. REAL COMEDY FRESH OFF THE MIC.. Not for the squeamish.
- Sep. 5, 2014
Mystro's long awaited second comedy CD, the follow up to Sexy, Funny, Bastard, is almost ready. It's in the oven, it's rising, and it's HOT. Just a few more finishing touches and it will be ready to go.
CLUE: look for it inside your Trick or Treat bag.
Kaya - LA Reid - MTV
Lovespring International - Alex - Lifetime
Studio 60 - Willy Wilz - NBC
World Cup Comedy - Self (Improvisation) - PAX
The Shield - Warner - FX
One on One - Red Galloway - UPN
That’s Life - Officer Johnson - CBS
The Grown Ups - Neal - UPN
Pacific Blue - Self - USA
Cousin Skeeter (writer) - Coach - NICK
Keenen and Kel - Cousin E - NICK
Getting Personal - Graham - FOX
Rewind - Harv - FOX
Gregory Hines Show - Doug - CBS
The SHOW - Wilson Lee - FOX
Parenthood - Director Troy - WB
The NEWZ - Various (sketch) - FOX/synd.
Soul Train (97-2000) - Self - WGN/ Tribune
Awesome Adventures (01-2011) - Self - FOX/ SRP/ synd.
Golden Globe Awards (Red Carpet) - Self - E!
Emmy Awards Red Carpet - Self - E!
Pulled Over - Self - Style
Slam Ball - Self - Spike
Shrink - Dr. Morton - Jonas Pate / Ind
Out at the Wedding - Alex - Goff-Kellam Prod/Ind
Storm Catcher - “Sparks” Johnson - Tony Hickox/ Phoenician
Chairman of the Board - Ty - Alex Zamm/Trimark
White Men Can’t Jump - Supporting - 20th Cent FOX
The Last Days of Judas Iscariot (by S.Guirgis) - Pontius Pilate - Pismo, CA
COMEDY: (Stand up)
Comics Unleashed - Self - CBS/ Synd
HBO Def Comedy Jam (3x) - Self - HBO
BET Comic View (3x) 1 Hr Special - Self - BET
Evening at the Improv - Self - A&E
Comedy Loco - Self - Telemundo
Aspen Comedy Festival - Self - HBO
Taco Bell - Manager - National TV
Two Guys Prenatal - Basketball player - National Radio
Men In Black - Agent K (voice) - Video Game
Screenwriting – Master of Arts, Univ of Southern New Hampshire (2016)
Advanced Acting / Screenwriting – Cosumnes River College, Sacramento, CA
Scene Study, Cold Reading - Theater of Arts, Hollywood, CA
Voice Acting - Kalmenson and Kalmenson, Burbank, CA
Improvisation - LA Connection Theater, Studio City, CA
Character Study - The Approach (Tom Ardavany), Beverly Hills, CA
Military weapons, medical equipment, martial arts, comedy, voices, sketch, hosting, characters, improvisation.
Acting Reel- Mystro Demo
I have been in the comedy and acting business for over 20 years and I have served a large number of laughs worldwide in that time.
To get in touch with me just leave a message here using the Contact page, and someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
Respect is necessary, talent is required, but awards are fun to look at.